i am too gay and beautiful to do math
a mix of some of my favourite songs. listen
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
Anonymous asked: Are you gay bi of straight?
yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies
a little song, but i’m proud of it. check it out yall
for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever
"Study history, study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft."
my first cohesive original song and sure enough it’s about wanking
anyway yeah i wrote and produced this. guitar and vocals by me, everything else is made up of garageband loops in true 2008 marina and the diamonds style. tell me what you think of it pl0x
white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time
no but imagine the rawness of slytherin feminists