Anonymous asked: Do you have pics of you being fucked?


we live under a fascist capitalist patriarchal regime. all of my pics r of me getting fucked… by the system

"Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry."
- The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Night Vale #31.5,”Condos” (via elucipher)
Art history meme (x) - 1/5 centuries or movements - XVII and XVIII century in metallics

attention all cute girls………………….hello


katniss everdeen: you will shut the fuck up and bring back my man



NEWS: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”


show me all of your power; a reworked version of my old skulduggery pleasant mix to celebrate the dying of the light destroying our souls!!!!!!!! there’s also a prelude track you’ll definitely enjoy…

listen // download

part 1: pleasant

01. i couldn’t do it alone – the dear hunter
leave my body – florence + the machine
03. we know who our enemies are – mewithoutyou
04. this body – the dear hunter
05. lose your soul – dead man’s bones

06. psycho killer – talking heads
07. let’s hear that string part again – sufjan stevens
08. adventures in solitude – the new pornographers

part 2: cain

09. invincible – ok go
10. the great affair is to move – forgive durden
11. wonders – sj tucker
12. boys wanna be her – peaches
13. freedom at 21 – jack white
14. demons die – second person
15. ballad of a politician – regina spektor
16. wolf – marika hackman
17. fitzpleasure – alt-j
18. all in white – the vaccines

Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”


here’s something i thought would be fun, a skulduggery pleasant character lineup! obviously this isn’t everyone because i dont have endless free time


they’re children. they are actually children. i’m so mad.


denmark is a wonderful place